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[superjock]

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week 0, text

[superjock]

how dddo I Keep LOSING you where did you go???

[chevaliered]

aw. i didn't realise you were lookin' for me.

[ side note, he's probably introduced himself as "rean" by this point. the name attached to this email account sure ain't rean schwarzer. ]

[superjock]

[squints... heavily... at the screen.

and the email.]

who is this

[chevaliered]

[ haha ]

yoooou can always try and guess?

[superjock]

[... looks at the email

looks at the name.]

do we have a bird person here?

[chevaliered]

A "bird" person?

[ looks away over text. ]

1/2

[superjock]

yeah

like.

a bird, but stands on two feet

2/2

[superjock]

BUT NOT LIKE HOW BIRDS ALREADY DO THAT. LIKE PEOPLE DO.

[chevaliered]

[ this is incredibly endearing in a very stupid way. ]

"Like a bird but it stands on two feet but like people do".

[superjock]

don't judge me

you know what i mean

... DO you know what i mean?

[chevaliered]

do you know what you mean?

[superjock]

OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT I MEAN SIR OR MA'AM OR CROW PERSON WHO I DO NOT KNOW

[chevaliered]

we're literally dorm mates.

[superjock]

Oh

Which one are you?

[chevaliered]

guess

[superjock]

[squints]

hang on i think mine's broken

the screen is being weird

[chevaliered]

it's fine, don't worry about it.

[superjock]

how do you know???

anyway, give me a hint. for which one you are in the winter dorm i mean

[chevaliered]

one of the taller ones.

[superjock]

reaaaan? probably not the guy who came in with the spear and threatened to stab us, he wasn't calm enough for messages

[chevaliered]

nah, that guy needs to not look at his phone and take maybe seventeen naps.

anyway. yo.

[superjock]

hi

your name is different on this thing for some reason.

[chevaliered]

mm. yeah. it would be.

[superjock]

did you give a fake name, mister

that's not very team-like

[chevaliered]

hey, i had my reasons. but the whole text thing kinda ruined my grand reveal, i'll give it that.