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[superjock]

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week 0, text

[superjock]

how dddo I Keep LOSING you where did you go???

[chevaliered]

aw. i didn't realise you were lookin' for me.

[ side note, he's probably introduced himself as "rean" by this point. the name attached to this email account sure ain't rean schwarzer. ]

[superjock]

[squints... heavily... at the screen.

and the email.]

who is this

[chevaliered]

[ haha ]

yoooou can always try and guess?

[superjock]

[... looks at the email

looks at the name.]

do we have a bird person here?

[chevaliered]

A "bird" person?

[ looks away over text. ]

1/2

[superjock]

yeah

like.

a bird, but stands on two feet

week 2, wednesday

[superjock]

[Hello, Crow. It was a peaceful day in the dorm main area, but now here comes Adora!!!

She sees him, straightens up, and points at him.]

Crow!! I have to tell you something!

[chevaliered]

[ he might've been asleep, what then adora? what then?


he wasn't though, so he just watches her a little curiously and a little... i dunno. concerned? you okay? ]

Sure....? You're not gonna throw hands or something are you?

[superjock]

What? No.

[A beat as if she's thinking about that.

She shakes her head thoroughly.]

I gotta tell you... about the person I hate the most! In the whole wide world. So buckle in.

[chevaliered]

[ ...


well then.

he sits down appropriately, and rests his chin in his hands. ]

Go on.

[superjock]

[Good man. She sits next to him, pausing for a moment as she thinks about where to start.]

Okay, so. Back home...there's this guy. Guy...? He's probably a guy. He's a creepy space alien who likes to destroy worlds.

Just like... totally eradicate them. [thanos]

[chevaliered]

[ if he were lying down he'd kick his feets like a teenaged girl. ]

As you do.

week 3, monday

[chevaliered]

[ costumes it is, just so i can have him pop up from behind a rack of clothes with a stupid hat on. that is what he's doing, adora. appearing with a dumb hat on. ]

D'ya think we could get away with these in classes without getting asked any probing questions?

[superjock]

[she jumps and lifts her hands into fists when he Appears, because Crow Appearing can either mean he's just there, or it can mean he's there to try to punch her in the side.

... Seems like the former, though, so she lets her guard down.]

... With these classes? Pshaw, yeah, they don't care about anything but their subject. Their weird subjects.

You should wear it everywhere.

[chevaliered]

— Hey you reacted super quick there! Good job.

[ WIPES A SINGLE TEAR LOOK AT HER GO ]

I’ve been told to avoid the wedding class, the teacher’s just looking for someone to plan her wedding for free. Or something?

[ wow.

he tilts the hat at a jaunty angle ]

If it get me more vouchers or points I’ll do it.

[superjock]

Heheh, thanks!

[SHE'S PROUD.

anyway yeah.

well.

that... she wanted... to go to the class. for Reasons.]

Noted. [... may go anyway. for Reasons.]

What're you using the vouchers on, anyway? Trying to get more of that story?

[chevaliered]

[ can he be flower boy at the non-het-catra and adora wedding ]

I picked up a power the other week. Vio’s bleeding me dry until I get it up to the level it can heal up severe wounds, and then my vouchers are all mine again. So I wouldn’t have been able to buy any plot this week even if I wanted to.

[ lmao anyway it’s memshare week so—- enjoy a surprise memory (40:55 - 44:58), adora. ]

[superjock]

[Ohoh...

I, Cal, appreciate this treat, even though Adora doesn't necessarily understand all of it.

Does she need to understand, though, to get the most important parts? Absolutely not.

When she comes out of the memory, there are two things she's focused on.

First:]

Hey--hey, that was your memory, right? What did she mean, "could've been your last"? [CROW WHAT WERE YOU UP TO]

week 5, tuesday

[chevaliered]

[ non-cons this into your lap ]

Quick question, what's your favourite food?

[superjock]

[She is probably still dealing lowkey with a hangover tbh

but even so:]

oh i like all food

like ALL food. you cant go wrong with food so long as its tasty

[chevaliered]

[ so she needs like. a huge greasy burger and fries. ]

not picky people are, in fact, the best.

by the by, what's catra's favourite food? she said "grey rations" and i don't know what the hell she's talking about.

[superjock]

[yes

also she just

closes her damn eyes]

fish for catra

shes just had a lot of rations throughout her life because she hasnt gotten the chance to try better and the grey ones were the best kind. we had grey rations and green rations and brown rations

i realize now it was kind of sad

[chevaliered]

... i told her fish was stereotypical and i'd laugh at her. anything else?

[ he's mean. ]

i mean there's probably gonna be fish anyway so it shouldn't matter.

[superjock]

[omg crow]

shes a cat, it cant be stereotypical if shes really a cat!!!

but i guess anything meat-wise is good. chicken?

also are you planning a party or something?